HPD Officer Tosses Tear Gas at Competition

Ya gotta love rodeo time in Houston, Texas, and the extreme measures some people will go to make sure they're BBQ is #1.

Apparently, a veteran Houston police officer was taking part at the Houston rodeo's Bar-B-Que cook-off when he suddenly felt threatened by the pork ribs being cooked up over at a competitor's booth. Being a highly-trained professional with experience in handling tense situations like this, 51-year-old Mike Hamby lobbed a tear gas canister into their booth.

This turned out to be a bad idea because several people got sick, including a few military veterans that were in a nearby tent. Did I mention that some of the vets were in wheelchairs so a quick evacuation wasn't going to be happening?

Of course, Mike was relieved of duty with pay because everyone deserves a paid vacation when they use poor judgment. I really wish I could make my boss understand that. It would make life easier for everyone.

HPD is dummying up with the typical BS saying allegations will not be disclosed because BLAH BLAH BLAH BULL$SH!T One of their boys in blue jacked up and they want it to simply go away... and it will.

Check out the full story and please don't upset the people cooking the BBQ.

Source: Chron.com

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Charlie Sheen: The Man, The Dream, The Funniest Quotes Ever!

Charlie Sheen! What can I say? You gotta love the dude... preferably from a distance - with a can of mace armed and ready, because the man's cheese has slid so far off his cracker that not even the little brown mouse from Tom and Jerry could find it.

Just when you thought it was impossible to keep track of all the 'wisdom' that has been spewing forth from Crazy Charlie's mouth, the World Wide Weird has come up with an easy fix.

Check out Live the Sheen Dream during those moments when you feel your sanity might be getting ready to take a hike, because you'll feel perfectly sane after reading some of this stuff.

Update:
I don't know if someone without a sense of humor had the page yanked or if it's possibly just getting over-loaded with visitors (a very real possibility), but the page currently just pops up blank.

Major bummer. Hope it starts working again soon.

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Memories Like a Fading Puff of Smoke

You’ll relate to this if you’ve ever lost your car keys or forgotten why you went to the kitchen. Be honest now; you know you’ve done it.

The music style is irritating but the message is funny as hell.

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Hump That Big Ball with Hottie Body Humpilates

Infomercials are cheesy pieces of crap, but they’re hilarious when they’re meant to be cheesy pieces of crap… and there’s something oddly inspiring about hottie Jessica Biel trying to get into Jimmy Kimmel’s pants.





Source: Yahoo TV

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